I do.

One time, my mom was writing out the grocery list. She accidentally put "diet cock."

One time, I got so high that I thought I was trapped in Silent Hill. I then proceeded to call everyone and ask that they rescue me.

One time, I cried because my sibling wouldnt give me the remote. Age: 16.

"Ghoul, im trapped in Silent Hill. We have to get out of here. I need you...to call...James...and make sure the zombies haven't gotten him. WE HAVE TO GET OUT"

One time, my brother tried to pull down my pants in front of everybody, but failed. Then, I pulled his pants down in front of everybody, successfully, and he was so embarrassed about it that he tied them really tight so it wouldn't happen again. Then he had to go take a crap, but couldn't get his pants off.

"James Morrison, this is Whttney. I think I'm stuck in Silent Hill. I'm not sure, but I'm calling to see if you're ok. Because I...I don't know. I just...just need you. Come. Silent Hill. Bye."

One time I lit a ravine on fire.

This one time, I ate boiled peanuts.

How would you say they compared to roasted, salted peanuts such as Planter's™ brand?

One time the fire department came up to my personal back door (in my room) to ask me if the houses stuck to mine all shared washer/dryer units or not... just minutes after I smoked a bowl with absolutely no intention of hiding it, blowing the hits out of my window and door. Scared me shitless for about 10 seconds. All I saw were blue uniforms and shit. Yeah that was like two days ago.

One time when I was really young (around 3 or so), I was with my dad and we were at a bank standing in line, when this fat bitch in front of us farts, and no one said anything... except me. I whispered loudly to my dad with that 3 year old innocence, "Dad, I think that lady just FARTED!" and the whole room proceeded to bust out in laughter, save for the lady who apparently gave me nasty looks.

One time I tore a bunch of skin off my thumb trying to skateboard.

One time I did a flip wrong and broke my own nose.

One time I touched my intestines.

I want to know more about this.

One time I punched my dad in the nuts. Hard.

I remeber that one..

One time I made a snowman that lasted until June.

One time, I accidentally hit myself with a skateboard directly on my forehead.

One time, I tried to ollie way too hard when I was frustrated that I couldn't ollie in 6th grade, and it went completely vertical and I landed on it. I wasn't quite tall enough to be able to straddle over it... damn man, your pretzel bone is painful to land on like dat.

one time i passed out while riding a 10 foot vert ramp

Not my picture but it was alot like that.

what happened?

One time I woke up having to shit so bad I was shaking. I was sweating and experienced hot flashes, not to mention the extreme pain in my intestines. I was hyperventilating and my vision began to get blurry, I thought I was going to pass out. I'll never forget that early morning call.

One time (and the only time...) I decided it would be a good idea to try the 70 ft waterslide at a local water park. As I started my decent, I felt the rush of water up my ass and into my intestines. I knew the outcome would not be good. At the end of the slide, I stood up, and all of the water that went up, came rushing back out, and it wasn't clear. The slide had to be closed for clean up and the line of people had to walk back down the stairs.

Oh yeah. And one time I asked for Reeses Penis Butter Cups on my ice cream..

girls DO poop!

PENIS BUTTER CUPS ROFLZ

one time I read this topic and vomited.