Inspired to create this after finally getting to go to my local Philadelphia Pretzel factory shop (since they close at 7 on weekdays and fucking 5pm on weekends.) 8 Pretzels for 2 bucks (and no tax) = The megafucking win.

Maybe since it's just opened up it's not going to be serving some of the far superior pretzels flavors that some of it's other locations have (cinnamon coming to mind) but getting plain pretzels that cheap is still good.

I'm partial to cinnamon-sugar pretzels and the cream-cheese kind that they have at Wawas (which is like a 7-11 for those who don't know. Honestly I don't even know if they have Wawa outside of Philly and some Jersey places)

Spicy mustard is probably my favorite topping.

Wawa is all over the place in New Jersey. That entire region of the country is filled with them.

I like regular pretzels with whatever kind of mustard.

I like plain pretzels or cinnamon-sugar ones. No place to get any around here though, not since the pretzel place in the mall closed down.

I've never managed to get my hands on a cinnamon one, but I am fond of the nacho cheese pretzels.

Unfortunately, tonight I ate a polish sausage with some nacho cheese that had been in the fridge for a long time and had some mold in it. The stuff I used didn't have mold on it, just the edges of the container, but now I have a killer tummy ache.

Regular pretzels with mustard.

I like different types of pretzels, but I mainly stick to the regular ones. Sometimes I dip them in peanut butter. Other times it's mustard, either deli or just cheap yellow stuff.

Warm pretzel + honey mustard= win

Regular warm and soft pretzel with melted nacho cheese on the side = instant win

Ya know, I have never had any pretzel that doesn't come in a bag, in the chip isle of a grocery store...

I haven't lived!!

Looks like we need to transfrom you into...a real man.

Go get some real pretzels.