I've known this guy since ...5th or 6th grade, can't remember which. Hadn't talked to him since 8th, but after he got back from Iraq he contacted me on my old email and we started talking again.

Five months after he gets a new apartment with his girlfriend, someone knocks on their door at 8:00 pm or something. Phil (my friend) opens the door and some lanky black guy with four teeth sticks a gun in his face and says something to the effect of "Robbery, bitch." The guy only has one hand on the gun and it's right in Phil's face, so he just grabs the guy's wrist and wrenches it, taking the gun from him and proceeds to kick him "THIS.. IS.. SPARTA" style right over the railing behind him. He fell like 9 feet down and landed on his face.

Later, when he was talking to the cops, they said the guy lost all but one of his teeth, and broke his nose and collarbone.

Also, it was a spray painted airsoft gun.

lawl

Tell him I said, "good work".

", but only if you really said 'This is Spaaaaaarta!'".

Who robs houses at gunpoint? That seems like a really stupid idea, especially if you're alone.

Wow, that is a dumbass robber.

"Robbery, bitch"

XD

Tell him congrats and whatnot.

My friend told me that after he saw 300 he went home and some guy tried to rob him and he yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked him off his roof. True story.

no way my friend told me that too

we're like sisterslol

He didn't really say it, he just did a front kick thing.

You know he said it in his mind if he's seen that scene from the movie, though.

That's pretty badass, just grabbing it like that.

I KNOW THAT. GOD.

Who'd win: a spartan, or a marine with an entrenching tool and his knife?

300 Spartans with Luke, Han, and Chewie in the middle of all of them v. 300 Imperial Stormtroopers.
Stormtroopers win. Can you guess why?

No way. By the stormtrooper accuracy theorem, the stormtroopers will have an extremely small chance of hitting anything, allowing the Spartans to win.

You're half correct. The accuracy theorem comes into play of course, but it applies only to the main characters. Since they reside within the circle of Spartans, the Stormtroopers will miss them and hit and hit all the Spartans.
It's a little weak but my point stands.

Well this topic sure took a turn towards the nerdy.

And why wouldn't the 'robber' try to find a place without anyone home if all he had was an airsoft gun? He probably could have gotten a few bucks for the gun at a pawn shop or something too if he didn't go and spraypaint it.

Boy, criminals sure are dumb.

That's funny. Just the other day I was a black crackhead with 4 teeth, went on a crack binge, and woke up at the bottom of some stairs with a spraypainted airsoft gun.

Jay Leno material.

I want to make love to your black crackhead self.

Wow, I just hung out with my friend who had a way crazier story with fighting a robber... let's just say he stopped the gun from shooting him in the chest by shoving his hand in between the hammer and the gun (which pierced his hand and got gunpowder in it and shit, it's raunchy), and had two bullets fly through his armpit about an inch from his torso... It was the most epic story anyone has ever told me, and I know it's not a lie... He basically had to fight this 6'3" black guy who had to have been on sherm or something. Ridiculous, ridiculous shit.

Not to shit on this story, because it's cool.