IM CHILLIN ON THIS BOARD NIGGA FO OH FO
MERGED WIT GD THESE 4UMZ ARE A BORE
I'D RATHER BE OUT GETTIN READY TO SCORE
ON SOME HOEZ AND SOME SKEEZES BUT I DONT THINK YA KNOW:

I BE STRAIGHT OUT THE STREETS OF THE NETS JA HEARD
YOU HIDE BEHIND A SCREEN AND ILL FLIP YOU THE BIRD
WHILE YOU TYPE YOUR NASTY SHIT TO ME
ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND POOP ON YA LCD
DONT NO BODY KNOW THESE BOARDZ LIKE ME
AND DONT NOBODY GET THEM BROADZ ON THEY D
THE WAY I GET THEM TO GIMME THEY A S L
AND I GET THEY PIX AND GET THEM WETTER THAN A WELL
AND I FLOOD THEY VAGINAS WITH MY CYBER HOTNESS
AND THEN I DDOS EM WITH MY EIGHTY KAY BOTNET
AND THEN I TRAVEL BACK TO THE MALE SPECIES
TELL EM HOW THEY ALL WANNA BE LIKE ME
AND WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THEY CANT THEY RAISE UP THEY FIST
AND CALL TO ARMS EVERYONE ON THEY BUDDYLIST

AND I GET FLOODED NIGGA
MY IM'S AND INBOX
BUT IM G'D UP FROM THE FEET UP
AND I VACCINATE THEM LIKE CHICKEN POX

YO

FREE

STYLE

DURNK

GOODNIGHT.

Numba one in da hood g.

thats right you know the plight
thats a rare delight
so ima get on the mic
and PUNISH SOME MOTHA FUCKAS
WITH MY MIGHTY HAMMER

Who are you?

im zabean! est dec 2003, nice to meet you.

The username I recognize but not the...y'know...

Twopac? Da rebirth?

b7

It starts out like this
that was you, typing gamefaqs, in your internet address bar
saturday night - don't you have anything better to do?
of course you don't, because-
you're a gamefaqs guru~.
you don't have a girlfriend, you don't have any friends
all you can do is butcher the english language
by writing crap like "el-oh-el" oh well what the fuck
you're laughing your ass off now but then you refresh the paaaaaaaaaaaaage

WHAT'S THAT?! Is it a yellow strip? It's a moderated message!

You better check it, you gotta check it,
or you'll lose your precious Karma,
your precious karma, your precious Karma
You'll lose your precious karmaaaaaaaa.

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