i'll start with a small one.

in high school there was this average looking girl, cute but nothing special. well after a summer break, she kinda changed. parts of her mysteriously got...bigger. thing was she was a huge bible freak. all she talked about was church and god. my family is pretty much completely non religious, but she got me to go to bible class with her every week. every single week i went with her just to see if i could get in her pants. turns out religious chicks aren't too up for casual sex

I did a similar thing. I went to some introduction to the book of Mormon class every Sunday to talk to a cute missionary.

Haha I did the same thing once, except mine has a happy ending. I went to an overnight church lock-in thing with some girl I had a crush on. Ended up gettin' down and dirty in the crying room. (Go ahead and make jokes, lol)

The passion of the Logik trumped the passion of the Christ.

Nothing that extreme, but I wound up joining the school paper freshman year because I just started staring at this chicks ass and I sorta followed her into the room.

I joined 404.

No, really.

I loled. I miss br0ken.

I can't think of anything stupid I ever did...

And that almost sums up all our female posters.

For me I would say just being an all round friend think I could get some. Which was weak so I changed myself.

I've burned so many DVDs and CDs for girls. I sat through countless retarded movies..

I once actually gave serious thought to the possibility that astrology could be for real. Fortunately, I got over it real quick.

We still talk sometimes. He sounds busy with life at Berkeley, studying and drinking and such. He's got a girl named Molly who's a fuckbuddy-turned-relationship, they've been together just about as long as Harrison and I have. We hang out occasionally, but he blew me off over winter break so I haven't seen him since the summer. *shrug*

I didn't join for a dude, I was a LUEser.

Joined high school cheer



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Girl I liked and I were at a party. She had just got off the phone with her bf and they had a huge fight.

Girl: FUCK HIM, God! Anyone up for a fuck later tonight?
Me (first one to say anything, I didn't even look at her. I was sitting at a table playing asshole and I heard her voice.): Dibs
Girl: okay see you later Zane.

She walked over to me and we started making out. Easiest, but weirdest lay of my life. But God, it was fucking awesome.

*has no comment on following men to message boards thing*

I am sure I have done loads of dumb things but I can't remember any good ones right now.

hmm, ill think about specifics.

I want that to happen.

But for me, yeah, I went to church a few times, once to a retreat. I regret it, but we both knew I was only going because I cared about her and not religion.

I took up bass.

The girl was a bitch, but I'm glad I did it, because now I can sort-of-ish play bass. ^^

come to think of it I don't think I've done much out of character for a guy. Just the usual, take excessively long time at locker in hopes of catching them being in the right place stuff. Which is cool, way to go me. Pretty much every guy I've dated I find out has been totally faking interest in multiple things to try and appeal to me. Thats fucking stupid and makes me angry.

Damn I hates you. That's virtually "every guy's dream."

I haven't really done anything stupid for a girl. I've said many a sweet things.

Once I dressed up real nice, went out and bought a bouquet of roses, and then asked a girl if she wanted to go to prom with me. She said yes. I got a lot of compliments that day on what I did. Then she later told me she already had a date. What an ass she was.

What a cunt. I applaud your willingness to go out on a limb like that, though. Keep fighting the good fight.

Thanks it was hard walking over to where she was sitting. though I must say I had a lot of pressure on my friends to ask her . . . .

I don't think you ended your story yet.

20 years later, that bitch is left at the alter. 2 weeks later ran over by a car while pulling a John Cusack in High Fidelity, when he finds out that Catherine Zeta-Jones is cheating on him with one of her models, outside of her ex fiancee's apartment. She doesn't die... just for some unknown reason the rubber that was ground into her legs during the crash slowly turns into cancer of the vag. This causes her baby on the way to die, and turn into a zombie baby and eat her from the inside out... Very painful, but deserving death.


In short terms: FUCK THAT BITCH.

Also, did I mention the hook up was awesome? Oh she has perfect tits too.

God damn YEA! You are right I did forget that part of the story.
Again, nice work Zane.

I've done the various CD burning for lots of people though, not just females so that does not really count.

Rock on \m/

I cut my ear off once. Let's just say she didn't take the relationship as seriously as I did.

I gave serious thought to doing this girl's summer reading report in exchange for head, but then I found out that I probably didn't want to get my dick anywhere near that, so I didn't.

I joined Orchestra class in middle school to get nearer to a female.

I enjoy playing the viola even today.

Ummmm you know I haven't really done much at all, and something about that makes a lot of sense.

i went to a backstreet boys and american idols concerts!

Went to this anime club thing to talk to a girl and she brought her boyfriend


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