Ok, so while at my friends place on the weekend, we decided to make Tortellini. Original plan was to have it dry, with herbs and seasoning.
Everybody else though, wanted a sauce. But we didn't have what it takes to make a good one. But then it hit us, a great idea! We will use whatever the hell we can find and just make a sauce out of that.

NOTE: Amounts MAY not be accurate. We didn't measure ANYTHING.

What you need:
1 can Tomato Paste
1 can V8 Juice
6 cloves Garlic
3 tbsp Italian seasoning
2 tbsp dried, ground mushrooms
2 tbsp dried onions
2 tbsp garlic spread mix (garlic powder and parmesan cheese can be used instead)
1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
1 tbsp sugar
2 tsp white vinegar
2 tsp hot sauce
1 tsp cayenne pepper
Salt and Pepper to taste

Chop and Saute garlic
Mix everything in a pot, bring to a boil, and let simmer on medium-low heat until desired thickness is aquired

enjoy with whatever pasta you wish.
Would also be a good Pizza Sauce if thickened more.