How can anyone buy them for their kids? I was at the mall and some idiot kid bust their ass rolling over a wet spot on the ground.

you're just mad because they didnt have them when you were a kid


I feel your pain

heelies, more like gaylies, right?

haha

I had an awful sense of balance as a kid (and still do) so I'm probably better off for it.

are you against rollerblades, rollerskates and skateboards too?

There's nothing wrong with those because people know where the fuck to use them. But for some reason, retarded parents seem to think Heelies are appropriate everywhere.

Not at all because most people have the sense not to use those things in crowded places like a mall, or school.



Ex-fucking-actly!

I thought heelies went out like 7 years ago. Any kid who has them today is terribly un-hip.

When i used to work in a giant retail store it would piss me off when the little kids would whiz around and make a mess inthe womens fashion department.

Screw wheely shoes I love my rollerblades lol.

There was this fat fuck in high school who had "grind shoes" or whatever he called them. They were shoes with some sort of indented grinding plate on the bottom for sliding down rails and stuff. It was possibly more lame than heelys, but it was still hilarious watching a fatass try to slide down a rail.

Soaps. A lot of fatasses have 'em.

holy shit i bet that was me

edit: more like elementary school actually

I saw a dad let his daughter wheel around the fucking liquor section of the grocery store in a pair of those. I even made a comment to him about it.

"Boy, you must be really well off."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because if your daughter hits one little thing and a wheel locks up, you're going to be buying a whole aisle full of broken glass and dirty mop water."

All he did was laugh. Moron.

(Note i didn't give a shit if his daughter got fucked up or not, I just wanted to make sure the booze stayed safe. )

I watched this one kid wipe out infront of my school the other day. He hit one of the many little seperations that sidewalks have and just face planted. I laughed. I also remember those soap things. I knew this one kid that was about as fat as me that had them, but he never actually used them. He was a poser.

Let's bring back Tech Decks, mirite?

I thought the kids were cyborgs the first I saw one of them roll by me.

I'll admit it. I had some 7 years ago. Boy did I think I was hot shit. I wish I could go back now and slap myself.

I was also very surprised to see them making a come back.

I can say I've never had any shoe/extreme sports bullshit but I did have a tech deck... I dunno what's worse.

Needs more yo-yos.

I had a yo-yo, lol. It was one of the ones with ball bearings in it that would spin forever. I learned a few basic tricks, like rock the cradle, around the world, shoot the moon, etc. Nothing too interesting.

My little cousin has them. He's maybe 9 or 10 or so. I dunno, I thought that they were pretty cool, though they seem like a good way for kids to break their wrists.

All I have to say is that I had a major what the fuck moment the first time I saw these things (of late). I was like what the fuck happened, did I go back in time? I'm very surprised these exact same things came back again.

Strange you guys mention seeing them years ago, I've never even heard or seen them until recently.

Heeleys are the worst shoes ever, and no I am not envious. When I was a kid I wore actual shoes.

Also, Tech Decks rule and I still play with them.

I want to bring back light up shoes...

LA Gears and the Gooey Converse shoes 4 lyfe.

Yo-Yos were fun, fuck you.

i really think they shouldn't be allowed anywhere rollerblades aren't. malls and shit.

LA Lights?

Oh and I just found my tech deck, I'm going to play with it now.

I had LA Lights when I was around 9.

I'm waiting to see one of you chubby kids admit to owning either heelys or soaps. I'm sure there is at least one person on this board who did.

I already admitted to owning a pair of heelies, but...I am not chubby...

Yup, I was a fatass kid with soaps in 6th grade.

Same with me, I only noticed them a couple of months ago.


Oh man, LA Lights were my favorite pairs of shows when I was a kid. They were sold out everywhere, and I seriously made my dad drive around the entire NYC tri-state area just to get me a pair. I loved them.

Replace did with does most likely.

I don't see how those things are even useful, you only coast for a little bit.

Bring back the LA Lights.

I laughed my ass off when soaps initially came out, because I was a skateboard fag back then and soaps were terribly uncool. Looking back I find that I was right for all the wrong reasons.

But anyone who owned or owns a pair of wheely shoes needs to eat shit hard and break as many bones as possible.

A kid with heelys ran into me once and his mom started yelling at me.

You cussed her out right?

I sure would have. That's absurd.

i never had a pair of poser shoes, i actually skated.

why pretend like you can grind a rail when you actually can...and roll at the same time!

I told her to watch her kid and gave her the finger.

Should've just bumped a shelf over onto her while he wasn't looking.

Or while he was nearby, too.

I swear every kid twelve and under has a pair. Whenever I go to the store there's some little shit rolling down the candy aisle while her heffer mother purchases Doritos and cigarettes

^^^

I don't get it, they fucking vanished for years. Now all of a sudden all the sixth grade morons are wearing them again. I'm so looking forward to seeing one of them eat shit.

yeah they piss me off so bad when i see kids randomly do it in krogers and like put their hands out its the lamest shit ever

Those shoes prove that little kids are fucking stupid and will buy anything if you market it correctly.

Have you ever even seen an advertisement for those stupid shoes? I think the only way kids find out about these shoes is when they see some other stupid kid using them and not falling on their ass at that particular moment.

This. My buddy tells me it's even worse in Puerto Rico.

When I was a kid, my shoes had velcro. I didn't know how to tie a knot and could barely stand up with normal shoes on. Fuck you normal people!