1. What's your real name?
Phillip

2. What is your major/job?
No major. I'm the night manager at the combined bachelor housing at nas jrb fort worth, which sounds a lot more important than it actually is.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A cool rice dispenser that kind of looks like a computer case, my parents got it for me.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I've never revealed much to the forums.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I dunno, ask my friends.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
All kinds of shit.

7. What are your hobbies?
Listening to music, hanging out with friends, fucking around on the internet (forums/irc), and playing CS once in awhile.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
I don't have one.

1. What's your real name?
Philip

2. What is your major/job?
I work in a "folding carton plant", which is a fancy word for box factory. We make boxes out of CCPB (Clay Coated Paperboard), which is what like, cereal boxes are made of and stuff. I either take the carton blanks that have already been printed and die-cut, and feed them into the gluer-folder, or I take them off the gathering belt after they're glued and folded and put them into a larger box, then send it down to conveyor take-off. Or sometimes a machine does my job for me and I just put big boxes into it, and it fills them with small boxes.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A banjo. My dad has a lot of instruments and shit that he never really learned to play real well, and I was bored one day and decided to try to pick up an instrument in my spare time, so he gave me the operational banjo he owns, as the other is in a state of considerable disrepair.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
When I'm laying in bed, trying to go to sleep, I think a lot of stuff that's kinda depressing. Usually I end up either deciding to kill myself, or realizing that I hate all my friends. It's only really a problem if I can't get to sleep, because I'm just laying there for hours thinking that, but once I get to sleep, it's all good in the morning.


5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I carry a lot of shit with me, most of the time. Pocketknife, Leatherman tool, phone, mechanic's rag, pen, sharpie, a couple of band-aids, a gauze pad, neo-sporin in little packets, tape, cigarettes (at least one unopened pack, and the pack I'm smoking at the moment, in case I'm stranded for an extended period of time and need to smoke), a Zippo and two Bic lighters, keys, iPod, wallet, chapstick, and other stuff that varies depending on the situation.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Probably pay off both my mom and my dad's houses, pay for my brother's tuition and, well my sister is graduated from college now but something similar for her. Learn a lot of stuff that I want to know how to do. Build a sailboat, and then sail places. Also give a lot of money to stuff. Probably I'd just give most of it to Bill Gates and be like "I don't want to fuck up divvying this up, so yeah. . ." (divvying it up to charities, for the record. Since he seems to be good at that)


7. What are your Hobbies?
Sailing (not so much anymore), Backpacking (again, not much anymore), uh, drinking beer while watching action movies and talking about how sweet something that just happened was, downloading music and then not listening to it (68.4 GB of the 93.5 I have have yet to be played in iTunes), and psychedelic drugs.


8. What is your favorite quote?
I don't know if I could pick a serious favorite quote, but I'll go with: in the beginning of Raizing Arizona, when Nicholas Cage goes "Now, Y'all without sin. . ." as the camera pans over to him strapping a ladder on the roof of the car to kidnap a baby to start a family.

you stole my name and spelled it wrong >:(

man, fuck that, you and every other "Phillip" spells it wrong. I mean, two L's? What he fuck is up with that? That just looks ridiculous. You only need one L in there, it's not like putting two in there makes it pronounced any differently, you're just wasting that L man. Think of all the ink you've wasted, with your name, over the years. You think about that and you feel ashamed.

:(

thats right

Shit man, he brought it today.

1. What's your real name?
Gil

2. What is your major/job?
Majoring in Maths/Computer sciences, might add physics later.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
An Israeli citizenship. Came from being born in Jerusalem, Israel..?

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I have a girlfriend, a year and a half now.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I've always been the smart type, and I suck at soccer.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Cure diseases and stop hunger. Seriously. And buy a good house (not necessarily huge, but the way I really want it), and a good (couple of) car(s).

7. What are your hobbies?
Math, programming, reading, lots of other stuff.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)

"Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
Jules: You sendin' the Wolf?
Marsellus: Oh, you feel better, motherfucker?
Jules: [relieved] Shit, Negro, that's all you had to say! "

That's for the fun part, and professionally, Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen. -David Hilbert
That basically sums up my attitude towards maths in particular and sciences in general.

1. What's your real name?
2. What is your major/job?
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
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7. What are your hobbies?
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)

1. Brian Joseph Hopkins
2. Undeclared, probably English with some kind of Music minor. Didn't have a job last semester.
3. Record collection? It came from years of addicted buying .
4. I uh...have never played a Final Fantasy game. I don't know what else to say.
5. Sarcasm + never smiles.
6. Pay for college and let mother travel for the rest of her life. My dad probably wouldn't want anything but bills paid. Apart from that I would open a record store and a venue and travel a lot.
7. Shows, records, boredom, video games, school.
8. I don't think I have one. I have a terrible memory so I honestly wouldn't remember if I did. Oh yeah, that's something I could add to question 4: I have a terrible memory, especially for names.

1. What's your real name? Alexis

2. What is your major/job? Major in photography, minor in creative writing. My job, currently, is to book bands for concerts at two different venues for a small music production company.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. Herpes. >_> Haha- no, ok, really? Hmm... I have a choker made from thick copper wire, with nickles soddered around it. My best friend made it for me and put it on my pillow while I was sleeping... and then hung out for a while and listened to me breath. Yeah, I don't talk to him anymore.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I used to stay up all night on this forum, instead of sleeping, because I liked feeling like somewhere, I was part of a community.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I'm the crazy artistic chick who kind of likes not making sense to people. I've been mistaken for a boy a lot, when my hair was short, and I didn't mind. I've been taking college classes since I was fourteen, so I'm more used to hanging out with people in their twenties and thirties. I could spend my entire life in a photolab and be totally happy.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? I would give scientists unlimited funding to find a cure for cancer. I'm serious. Name a kind of cancer- I have a relative who has died or is dying of it. I want it to stop. I would also buy a building for photography and music studios and start my own company. Maybe do some fashion design? I'd get my brother on every big acoustic fest he wanted, so he could jam on piano everywhere.

7. What are your hobbies? Photography, guitar, writing (fiction, poetry, songs), modelling, contra and waltz, photoshop, sewing, road trips.

8. What's your favorite quote? I decline to accept the end of man. -William Faulkner

1. What's your real name?
Andrew Cann
2. What is your major/job?
Manager for Blockbuster
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A burned copy of "Mulholland Falls" that some creepy customer gave me. He was going on and on about Jennifer Connelly's tits and one day came in with a copy. Every time I see him, he asks me if I like the movie and it is sort of a game coming up with new excuses why I did not watch it.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Hmmm....well I almost had sex with my friends girlfriend.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm very outgoing and I try to be the center of attention.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Throw huge parties every weekend, start a rock band, and travel the world.
7. What are your hobbies?
Guitar Hero and Drinking
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
"English Mother Fucka, do you speak it!"

1. What's your real name? Tyler

2. What is your major/job? Cashier at Lowe's #784

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. The whole lolicron fad.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I'm a major alcoholic.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I don't know, I don't really stand out that often. Maybe my ego?

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Rule the world.

7. What are your hobbies? Drinking, playing WoW, making money.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever) "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

1. What's your real name? Jack Julian James Jenkins Miller. My mother likes the letter J. Go fish.

2. What is your major/job? Student, going to read Physics at St Hugh's College, Oxford, in 12 days time (Eeep!)

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from: Hmn. What is the strangest thing I own? A turn-of-the-[last]-century Tripod - it was my grandfathers? Or perhaps the antique lacqureware hong-kong box that I keep screws in that was new in 2002? The 14" dagger with an illithid on the handle? Nah. Letters from an [the] ex girlfriend. Even I don't know how I ended up with those! .

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet: I had a very unhealthy and abusive childhood.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I'm a fantastic individual. Everyone I've ever met, albeit briefly, always seems to remember me. I aim to be curious, courteous, conscientious, erudite, and scholarly. In reality, I just speak a lot to prevent them working out that I'm the type who has accidentally jerked off to horse porn...

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Much the same as I'll be doing in the immediate future - but without needing to worry about student loans, departmental budgets, and whether or not you buy the value brand in the supermarket. I'd give most of it away, but retaining enough for a comfortable life for myself. Giving gifts is a fantastic feeling, and I'd like to use the dosh to feel it more often.

7. What are your hobbies? Gaming, playing the piano, reading literature, listening to live music of many genres, computing, physics, maths, and, alas, drinking rather too much alcohol with my friends once in a blue moon.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever): Cito maturum, cito putridum, lit. "Soon ripe, soon rotten". I do, however, have loads.

Send to female friends on their birthdays, and for added fun realise afterwards that they did latin at A-level...

1. What's your real name?
My mother named me Kathlene, but most of my friends call me Kat. When I was six I really, really wanted to a be a boy, so I made everyone call me Ryan. That stuck with some people. So I'm fine with either of those.
2. What is your major/job?
Uh takin' a break from the whole school thing. Jobs are boring so I don't have one of those either.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Well, probably half of a 7 inch record, kinda a long/personal story.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm a bit of an activist, and I don't believe in god.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
All of my friends say I'm the weirdest one they've got. I try to take it as a compliment, though really I would consider myself rather ordinary. I have an awesome sense of style too, or so I'm told
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
help anyone and everyone who needed something.
7. What are your hobbies?
goin to shows, listening to music, drinking, not being responsible, having fun
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

1. What's your real name?
Ted. Some people call me Teddy, some call me Teddy yah (it's a Korean thing), some call me Tittay, or Titty. Many call me by my full name (Ted Chung), some just call me Chung. Fun stuff.

2. What is your major/job?
I'm currently jobless (although I do some stints as a DJ at parties), but I'm a Criminology major. You know, cops and probation officers and shit.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Uhhh....turntables? They came from people on eBay. I got into turntables from record collecting, which was inspired by the movie Shaun of the Dead (fucking weird, I know)

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Hmmm...I'm actually pretty emo. I don't look like it (I look like your typical Asian), but yeah. I'm pretty emo. Big fucking deal, get the fuck over it. Oh, and I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm a DJ? There aren't too many of those. Oh, and I'm Asian. Not too many of those either. At least, not on the forums, anyways.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Buy a really nice house, bribe Emma Watson to go on a date with me, buy a BMW M3, and invest the rest in property, stocks, and give a bunch to charities. I like charities. Most of them, anyways. Some are scams.

7. What are your hobbies?
I like to DJ, I like to make music, I like to hang out with my friends in general.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
"No matter where I am, no matter what I do, I'm always coming back home to you."

It's a line from Slug, the MC from Atmosphere, one of my favorite hip-hop acts. I like the quote because it represents me always coming back home to my friends even when I'm here in Milwaukee and they're down near Chicago. And once I get married (hopefully), it'll be for my wife after a boring day at the job.

Damn that's crazy.

Name: Cocks
Job: Cocks
Like: Cocks
Dislike: Vagina
Swallow: Semen
Have sex with: Kefka

I thought I did one.


1. What's your real name?
Mikhail

2. What is your major/job?
Marketing and Sales.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A collection of very old native american tools/weapons/jewelry/pottery that has been passed down in my family for generations. First given to my great great great(I don't really know how many greats. It was the mid 1800's) Grandfather Bushyhead by his father, who charged him with protecting it and keeping the native tradition alive. If you've seen pictures of me, obviously later on a lot of cracker blood entered into my family.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
If I haven't revealed it, I ain't gonna.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
my dna ololllooollolol

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I hate questions like that. I'd spend as much money as I had to to make sure those kinds of questions cease to exist.


7. What are your hobbies?
Writing, hiking, canoeing, drawing, drinking, picking out the biggest, meanest guy at the bar and tripping him.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

Hey, update.

1. What's your real name?
Ryan

2. What is your major/job?
I am attending the University of Maryland and I just dropped my computer science major. I am exploring a few different fields next semester to see if I can find a major I actually like. In addition to school, I work part time as a server at a locally-owned restaurant.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A signed Streetlight Manifesto poster from their current tour. I drove three hours from school to see them play in New Jersey and to get the poster.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I judge and stereotype people way too quickly and way too often.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
My girlfriend tells me I'm weird ... a lot. I have almost no hesitation to do anything odd or strange to get make others laugh. Weird fits, I guess.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Indefinably continue college and learn as much as possible and travel for months at a time outside of school.

7.Hobbies:
Playing Guitar Hero and frisbee. Racquetball and weight lifting when school doesn't get in the way. I am also getting into crossword puzzles and am reading more often.

8.Favorite Quote:
though sour grapes will turn to wine its all just vinegar with time

1. What's your real name?
Michael Wallace

2. What is your major/job?

Waiter/Expo at a restaurant and a student at Anne Arundel Community College for one more semester. I'll then be transferring to University of Maryland (same as Gir!) and majoring in Criminology/Criminal Justice. I want to be a lawyer and make mad ducats while aiding criminals.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.

A cool Bob Marley shirt that I bought from a shack in Tortola.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.

I still come here and lurk.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?

Passion for video games and rap music

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?

Travel and do crazy shit

7.Hobbies:
Playing Guitar Hero and frisbee. Racquetball and weight lifting when school doesn't get in the way. I am also getting into crossword puzzles and am reading more often.

8.Favorite Quote:
though sour grapes will turn to wine its all just vinegar with time

Way to not change your last two answers >:|
Cool beans at going to Maryland.

Never did this, teehee.

1. What's your real name?
Luis Campos

2. What is your major/job?
I went to school and got a degree in psychology and sociology. After school I got a job at a Toys R' Us. It's management, though I don't particularly like it. My boss keeps telling me I'm ready for a promotion, but I don't want to take it as I'd like to go back to school and continue with sociology, just have to pick a concentration.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I guess my TMNT action figures.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I don't really have any secrets.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I like keeping up with video games, I like to browse through Wikipedia and just pick up tidbits of information that have no practical use. Ever.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I'd travel to all the countries that I've wanted to go to (France, South Africa, Australia, Fiji, Japan, many others), buy myself a nice place to call home, Go back to school.

7.Hobbies:
I used to be into writing. I'd like to get into snowboarding while I still have some time this winter.

8.Favorite Quote:
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. - Mark Twain

1. What's your real name? - you already know.
2. What is your major/job? - film studies/mass communication. selling drugs. also volunteer dj at the college radio station - kvsc.org
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. - a wii. from the depths of satan's basement.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. - my social life is pretty boring, realistically.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? - the way i dress, height, skin color, my baller ass whip
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? - get super ripped and play old school video games. of course i'd have an extensive theater and stereo system and a bunch of bitches.
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7. What are your hobbies? - listening to music, smoking weed, comic books, partying
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever) - "...First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma."

1. What's your real name?
Steven Dee
2. What is your major/job?
Technically, computer science, cognitive science, and mathematics at Case Western Reserve University. Actually, I'm mostly concentrating in not losing my mind. I'm not sure yet where I'm headed, either. I have some notions of going into writing or jazz professionally; I have the skill for the former, but would love to do the latter.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I own a fretless bass guitar. Long story short: I come from a musical family, but had fought really hard to be completely musically illiterate for most of my life. Summer after I graduated high school, I met and developed a crush on a music major who was into Victor Wooten at the time, so I decided to go out and pick up a bass. The girl didn't last; the bass did.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
You guys raised me. My stint on these forums was the first time in my life that I ever felt like I was among peers. For most of high school, I got the vast majority of my social interaction through this place, and a lot of the person I am today can be traced back to things that happened here.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I do the work of two sane men, I write eloquently, and I pay attention to people that most of society casts aside. Also, I'm prone to nervous breakdowns, and am beginning to suspect that God has declared war on me.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
The same thing I'd do if I had no money or resources; travel across the country, maybe write a book in the process.
7. What are your hobbies?
Lately, I haven't had time for hobbies. In general, though: bass, writing, and coding.
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)

Time for a new one...

1. What's your real name?
Benjamin, but I go by Ben.

2. What is your major/job?
I'm a 4th year Music Education major at the Ohio State University. I'll graduate spring 2010.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I own a Yamaha Custom Z alto saxophone. It was a graduation present, and a necessity for my major. The thing is beautiful, and I lubs it.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
This is the first place I come with a question I can't find elsewhere. You guys are dependable enough to trust, but I still feel anonymous enough to bring up something that I might not be able to with my friends. Like Zero said, a part of who I am is from you guys.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I can find humor in all sorts of grim situations.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Two years ago I said I'd probably go try my hand teaching. I was a different person then, but I don't think my answer would change. I'd just have some sweet shit.

1. What's your real name?
Alex
2. What is your major/job?
Psychology, but that's open to change.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I have a very old and large picture of Albert Einstein on my wall. He isn't someone who I admire, I simply stole it on my last day of school. I'm pretty sure the picture had been there for a really long time.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I've lurked on here since 03' and I barley know any of you. I guess, I chose a shitty time to be a social person.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm never serious, unless I need to be. I also have the ability to know which situations need for me to be serious.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Travel the world and finish my education on my own dime. Have two houses one in my hometown and one in British Colombia where I would smoke myself completely stupid on all the weed they have there. I would house a select few of my friends and family, just because I can.
7. What are your hobbies?
Smoking a lot of weed, reading books, and having fun. Video games also.
8. What's your favorite quote?
I do not have a favorite quote

1. What's your real name?
Wayne, aka Wayner, aka Waynarius
2. What is your major/job?
Smoking weed and retail management, probably going back to school soon
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Sega 32X, and from the fiery depths of hell
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I smoke weed.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm a great drummer and alright at guitar... and I smoke a lot of weed and drink a lot of beer, and am snobbish in my selection of both when I have money
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Produce and direct many movies, live comfortably for the rest of my life, and smoke a lot of amazing weed and drink a lot of amazing beer
7. What are your hobbies?
I think they have all been accounted for so far.
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
He prayed for death, and it found him!
I dunno... I don't really have a favorite quote.

I don't feel comfortable answering these.