Let's get some more quasi-interesting action around here...

Get to know your fellow Errors the old fashioned way...by answering questions with little relevance!

1. What's your real name?
2. What is your major/job?
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
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7. What are your hobbies?
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)

I guess I have to start.

1. John
2. I'm an IT manager/network admin by title, friend to the boss and the occasional drinking partner by practice.
3. I have a morning star that I made out of 2 inch iron washers, a bunch of half inch bolts, and some threaded rod from a telco ladder rack installation. I built it when I was on an eight week gig populating the ironwork for a new Verizon switch a few years ago. It don't matter how skinny I am, bitches run when they see the morning star.
4. I carried the pager while my brother was on the donor list for a pair of lungs and was his primary caregiver for close to ten years.
5. I'm "that guy," I guess. Everyone always thinks they either know me from somewhere or can somehow relate to me. it makes breaking the ice at parties pretty easy, and it leads to meeting all kinds of cool people at random when I go to shows.
6. Honestly, I'd hit the road with moe., and play video games and smoke pot all day between tours. I'm not exactly a philanthropist, I guess you could say. (Unfitting for a hippie, I know, but I'm in it for the music and the guiltless sex) Obviously, there would be a few charities I would feel compelled to throw money at, but for the most part I'd keep myself satisfied and little else. I'm a selfish bastard, what can I say?

So...yeah. Gogogogogogogo.

1. What's your real name?
Marcus

2. What is your major/job?
I work at my school's library. I'm double majoring in history and computer engineering

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Various collectibles from ebay. Statues from Star Ocean, Bruce Camplbell Autographs, Comic Books from Serenity/Firefly, Various movie posters and a whole lot of other shit. I'm a collector, what can I say?

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I don't really talk to many people from here sadly, I wish I would talk to more. I feel so left out.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm gay but I'm not like every other flaming homosexual. I'm not saying I don't have gay tendencies I am me. I don't need to wear my sexuality on my sleeve. I'm comfortable being me and not fitting in because of the things I like.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I would buy myself a decent house, 2 cars (sports and sedan) and deck my house out and spend all I can on my friends and family. Also, I'd become head of a super secret criminal organization.

7.Hobbies:
Collecting things (mainly from Firefly/Serenity but other various crap) and writing

8.Favorite Movie Quote:
"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

1. What's your real name?
Adam

2. What is your major/job?
I work at a movie theater and I get free movies. In the fall, I will be attending Arkansas Tech University and attempting to get my degree in education. I think I would like to teach young kids, like kindergarten or first grade, elementary school for sure. I know how I was in high school, junior high, and middle school and I do not envy those teachers.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Money that was sent to me from Iraq in all different denominations that has Saddam's face on it. I think it's pretty cool and I'll keep it for awhile. I also have my favorite pair of sneakers that I walked through almost 32 states with, plus up Mount Rainier and down again. The soles are worn all the way through and you can see sock throught he bottom.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I have size 13 shoes. My favorite food is pasta with shells in garlic sauce. Everyone knows I love Enya, but I also have a serious love for instrumental post-rock like Explosions in the Sky.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I have a unique view on life. I take my Norse heritage to heart and try to base my personal moral code (I don't have a religion) on different elements I pull from mythology and from my own standards of ethics. I also have a love for the outdoors and for wilderness survival. I've undergone survival training (the two-week course) and occasionally I've had the urge to strand myself in the wild to get away from things.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Buy a sailboat and an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and have it turned into my own country. I would call it Eden, and have it constantly surrounded by armed patrols. It'd just be me and a few other people that I like there. You could say that I'm not creative, but I say that I just prefer things simply.

7.Interests:
Reading, history, travelling, survival, rifles, fishing, camping, exploring, drawing, mythology, movies, video games, Norse mythology, redheads, food, boobs.

8.Favorite TV Quote:
"We're evil men in the gardens of paradise." - Saul Tigh, BSG

1. What's your real name?
Thomas

2. What is your major/job?
I'm a 3rd year in Information Technology at RIT

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A felt tapestry with the photo of an old man I bought on the wildwood boardwalk a few summers ago.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I have a problem with sleep. I think its mostly psychological, but I invariably spend hours watching TV shows, browsing the web, developing applications/web pages, etc.


5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I have a terrible time defining my identity... describing what makes me an individual, or at least what defines me. So maybe that defines me, i don't know, but i still really haven't "found" myself so to speak.


6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
If I were ambitious, I would try to clear up some of the incredible stupidity found in the world at large today. But mostly, settle down get a reasonably sized home somewhere with a good view, and some form of transportation that could get me around the country (or at least to an airport). I'd start a company not unlike google, except broader than just computer technology. Researching science and pharmaceuticals that other companies don't see the profit in, but that could ultimately benefit humanity. I'd also donate a bunch to Creative Commons and the EFF.


7.Hobbies:
Music (listening, playing bass/guitar), the interwebs, movies, and anything else I can get my hands on that interest me.

8.Favorite Movie Quote:
"Nothing amazing happens here. And you get used to that, used to a world where everything is ordinary. Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly." - It's from FLCL (which I know is a series, but I usually watch it all in a single sitting). It really embodies how I feel a lot.

1. What's your real name? Robert, but usually it's Bobby
2. What is your major/job? Major is Nursing, I work part time at a golf course.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. I have lots of cool stuff. I have an 8x10 autographed by Kurt Cobain, a puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, a mini-helmet signed by Jerry Rice, a Newcastle Brown Ale Snowbard, and tons of other fun stuff.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I'm on a quest to rediscover my balls. It started two weeks ago and so far I've just been flirting, got one date and that got cancelled, and I almost asked a married girl on a date today.(it was in a lab, couldn't see the ring through the gloves, until thankfully before I asked lol)
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I'd like to say I'm a fun, nice guy.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Whatever the hell and the people I liked want.

1. What's your real name?

Dei? Wendy? I don't really like my name much.

2. What is your major/job?

I am still on the sick list. Though at the moment I am working on a neglected cat and trying to bring her back up to a good condition so she can be sent on to her owner in Holland. I have fostered a few a before but never one in this sort of condition.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.

I have a bottle of Mount Sinai. A friend of mine was going to Egypt and asked me what I wanted brought back. I told him sand from the desert. Since he couldn't get out to the desert he collected me some earth from the top of Mount Sinai and brought it home. He gives me very original gifts. Also the giver of the paddle to aid me when I told him I was up shit creek.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I have a feeling I have told more here than I ever mean to. Yet there is nothing interesting to tell

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?

In person? I am not as nice as I appear but people still do talk to me a lot. Old ladies at bus stops, checkout people etc etc. Some people have said I make them feel better just by being there. Dunno about that but if it works for them I will cheerily stand there.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?

I don't know if I would want that. I would want to save the world and be disappointed that I couldn't. Though a big chunk of money would be great to use.

With that I would get shot of the debts that is dragging me and my nearest and dearest down. Build a house. Well more than that. A home. Somewhere big enough to have guests and not feel invaded so they can always feel welcome. One of those ones based round a courtyard like lots of little houses together. Winter abroad. What is left would be made into a foundation. I like the idea of it running a building. I have seen great ones run by the church. Places to be and a community to belong to. I would prefer a non religious one.

I have thought about this too much.

7.Hobbies:

Um...does the internet count? I take photos a lot too. Not that I have shown them here though. Or on my Flickr lately since I have a backlog of about four months while life went a bit down the toilet. Fish was a hobby but is on hiatus too after a fishy plague. I think I am waiting for spring to restart me.

8.Favorite Movie Quote:

"Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man."
"Well, nobody's perfect. "

1. What's your real name?
Kyle

2. What is your major/job?
Student. I do alot of web development and web design. I plan on going into college to be an English or history major.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A porcylin cat...it is about 7 inches tall and is orange and black. It has been in my family for years and years.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm not really so incognito...But seriously, I don't really have anything.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I am a huge philosopher. I tend to always spark class debates about human beings and our future. I am also the "go to" guy for kids at school who need help with anything.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I would help out the planet. Probally donate trillions to the US so we could get outta debt. Donate a few trillon to charities. I would also build the house I am designing on AutoCAD. Fill it up with really cool shit.

EDIT: I just quoted the first guy because I was too lazy to do copy and paste. He had a 7-8 so I just removed it.

Dei... I believe you have a great name.

1. What's your real name?

Justin, But everyone calls me Fini (Fee Nee)

2. What is your major/job?

I do industrial roofing. Construction is shit.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Hmm... I don't have much at all. I do have a scar on my right hand from when I almost cut off my thumb trying to clean out an old glass pipe.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.

Well. I actually missed some of you guys. Seriously.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?

I dress like I'm homeless. I will speak my mind very openly. I'm an asshole, ex drug addict with nothing much to give. Blah.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?

Buy a house for all my friends and good family members (what little there are of them). Then probably sit around all day with no job untill I eventually blow my own brains out. Money=Hell.

1. What's your real name?
D

2. What is your major/job?
My major is Political Science with a focus in International Relations and a minor in History.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A 1980's VCR. I found it in an alley.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
You don't know NOTHING.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I am not Lance Bass.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?

1. What's your real name?
Austin
2. What is your major/job?
High school student. When I graduate, music major.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Signed dollar bill from Gordon Lightfoot. We had a hotel room next to him after one of his shows, so my parents hung out with his band all night.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I don't think there's anything important I haven't said before.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm told I'm pretty mature for my age, which I think is true. My friends say I'm a very good listener too, and they always ask me for advice, or come to me when they're down. I can always make them laugh, regardless of the situation.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
By myself the most kickass collection of instruments possible, buy a home with a recording studio in it, go to college, and build an opera house. I'd probably also give a bunch of it to some public schools around the country, seeing as most of them are poor as hell these days.

1. What's your real name?
Lance

2. What is your major/job?
I'm unemployed because I don't want to quit smoking pot to take a drug test.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A sneaker collection, don't ask how I have money to obtain shoes, I don't know either. 13 pairs to wear, 3 deadstock and awaiting eBay currently.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I really do dislike most of you for trivial reasons such as the way you dress or what music you listen to. Highschool FTW.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I don't stand out in real life besides the fact that I'm black and tall in a white area.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I'd probably spend it on clothes and get a sweet arcade and theater in my house.

7.Hobbies:
(This is a list I made of things that are awesome)
girls, burritos, weed, video games, sports (watching), sneakers

8.Favorite Movie Quote:
"The human torch was denied a bank loan."

1. What's your real name? James.
2. What is your major/job? Psychology. My job is currently a scam artist. (Ask and I'll explain, don't feel like doing it if nobody cares.)
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. A combat knife from a high ranking Nazi official. My grandfather fought in World War 2, and, as he tells the story, he kicked the living shit out of this Nazi ass in hand to hand combat, knocked him out cold, took his belt and his knife.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I believe in God.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? The fact that I exist.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? "I would take half of my money and invest it. My cousin --" "No Samir, you're missing the point." I don't know. Probably something nice.
7. Hobbies Kicking ass, and chewing bubblegum. Or video games, reading, writing, and hanging out at juice bars.
8. Favorite Movie Quote "FIVE FOOT NINE!? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH"

1. What's your real name?
Tom Knobenstein

2. What is your major/job?
I'm a jobless bum atm. Working on it. I do have a bachelors in IT and Business. I graduated summa cum laude (or rather the british equivalent).

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Loads of transformers. Including the masterpiece Ultra Magnus which even the user Ultra Magnus on this board doesn't have! I have a trillion games from over the years as well as many consoles. A nomad and megadrive 3 spring to mind.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I very nearly became an alcoholic.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I have a wicked sense of humour. I'm a good listener, yet also a good talker.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Many many things. Including large house, cars, traveling. I'd be generous to friends and family, but not THAT generous. I'd invest/save so that I'd be rich for the rest of my life. I would only give to charity if it wouldn't directly affect me............ yes I'm selfish.

7.Hobbies:
Collecting transformers, comics, action figures, movies, games. I love cartoons.

8.Favorite Movie Quote:
Loads...

"Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost"
"So be it, Jedi"
"We are defined by our actions"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" (plus various other arnie quotes!)
"Would you give a guy a foot massage?" - "Fuck you"

There are others.......

1. What's your real name?

Micah

2. What is your major/job?

I'm a waiter at a local restaurant but I'm going to school to enhance my writing and musical abilities. I eventually want to write for a living and/or have the capability to wander around playing music.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.

I have a piece of old San Francisco cable car that a friend gave to me. He got it from some relative of his that actually helped build the system. It was passed down to three generations and he gave it to me because he wanted to get in my pants. Seriously.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.

When I turned 19 years old I completely devoted about six months of my life to cocaine. It wasn't pretty, my sister and I are still in debt from that nasty shit. However, it taught me that I'm not impervious to addiction like I always kind of assumed I was, and I know not to fuck around with harder drugs.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?

I have the white personality skill. I can blend into any situation and strike up a conversation/become friends with literally just about anybody. I find common ground with every new person I meet and I use that to build friendships.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I would get all my family members a nice place to live and pay off their bills so they would stop stressing so much. Once all the pressing financial matters are taken care of I'd be free to spend it on a home recording studio with any instrument I can think of. Stick the rest in the bank.

7. Hobbies: The Internet, instrumental theory and technique, (recently) poetry, listening to music, video games, weed?

8. Favorite Movie Quote: HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?!?!

1. What's your real name? Peter Coffin
2. What is your major/job? Auto Parts
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. All of my pajama pants
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I have no idea, dude
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I make videos that some people think are just shy of ok
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Quit my job, buy an amazing house, and do my videos full time. They would also get significantly more elaborate.

1. What's your real name?
Michael Joseph Koichi (ko-EE-chee) Norton

2. What is your major/job?
Mech E

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
When my grandmother died, one of the things I inherited was a stone statue of an easter island-esque head that my grandfather bought in Hawaii like 50 years ago. It's really cool looking, and weighs about 20 pounds or more.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm a mucophage. I never grew out of it, and it kind of bothers me that I can't stop.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
The first obvious answer is my utility belt of almost entirely duct tape construction, which I wear just about everywhere. I've told you guys about this before, but anyone who missed it is going to be confused, so: it hangs off my belt on the right side, and clips around my leg. It contains, from my left to right: Minimag, Leatherman Micra, partial rolls of tape smushed flat and the cardboard removed, a pen, my cell phpne, and the old Leatherman Wave. It's black, beat up, and looks like a gun holster. Even the cops think so.

Second obvious answer is my non-sexual interest in human sexuality. I like learning about and discussing it in all its forms. It's one of the reasons I've collected over 250 gigs of pornography. Through my travels of the internet, I've seen video of a man masturbate while his penis was on fire, a gif of a woman hammering a nail into a testicle, pictures of women suspended by ropes tied around their breasts, and a picture of a man wearing what could perhaps best be described as a small pair of panties made of a mesh of rubber bands. His genitals looked like some kind of bizarre, knobbly fruit. Human beings all over the world have incredibly diverse tastes, and I find it fascinating to learn about. Only a few people I know in real life know about this hobby of mine, though.

Another thing that makes me stand out is the fact that I can empathize with people and am easy to talk to. I've had people I barely know just open right up to me, and I've been able to help them out. Someone I play starcraft with IMed me one day, and I helped him get into a relationship with the girl he liked. I also have a gift for speaking and writing, making up speeches and essays as I go and having them turn out really well.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Buy Congress.

7. Hobbies:
Contra dancing, Aikido, DDR, SSBM, Starcraft, duct tape, sci fi, anime, internet, AD&D2, human sexuality.

8. Favorite movie quote:
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
There's a lot of good quotes out there, but this one has the best memory associated with it. Namely, seeing it with my friends, and having the lot of us be the only people in the theater going absolutely nuts.

1. What's your real name?
James Taylor, lolz

2. What is your major/job?
Uh, freshman in college, not sure yet

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
One of those Mosquitos in tree sap fossils like from Jurassic Park that I found in some dirt pile as a kid

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm very kinky porno wise

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I have many different personas and know a little bit about everything so i can strike up a conversation with just about everyone

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
NOTHING, lay around my private tropical island all day long

1. What's your real name?
Erik
2. What is your major/job?
English.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Hm. I can't think of anything particularly unique, but I do own this earthenware... orb, thing. It's got the top of it sliced off, and I put all of my ticket stubs in there.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I wonder if I'll be able to go on if I can't make it as a writer.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm probably pretty physically distinctive, just by dint of being so tall, so skinny, and so pale. I've got a sly sort of humor that people don't always pick up on at first, but seem to like.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I'd go find somewhere on this earth where the air's clean and there's nobody around for miles. Then I'd build a house with my own two hands, and I'd line its walls with books. (Oh, and I'd put an indoor basketball court in the basement).

1. What's your real name?
Derek.

2. What is your major/job?
Unemployed at the moment, not yet in college.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Uh... Bizarre Records LP of Frank Zappa's Hot Rats? I got it from my dad. >_> I don't think I own anything really unique.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Uh.... >_> I bought a flash cart? I'm just really paranoid about people I know finding my stuff, so I don't put anything too incriminating on the interwebs.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
People say I talk like I'm drunk or high but I don't try to. And I don't really give a damn for fashion.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Spend it.

1. Sara
2. Double major in German and International Relations with a minor in Chinese at Carnegie Mellon
3. I own a cello from Paris; my parents got it for me when I started to get serious about playing. I've also got Jimmy Urine's (from MSI) sunglasses. He tossed them out into the crowd at a concert, Ethan caught them, somehow they ended up with me.
4. I've got big feet. Size 10.5 women's.
5. I'm an intelligent, bilingual girl working on even more languages. I don't enjoy a lot of things other girls do, and I enjoy things that most other girls don't.
6. I would travel around the world, visiting each continent and as many countries as possible. I would have a dream wedding and honeymoon. Then, I would buy a large old house on a sizeable estate somewhere and use a good portion of the rest of the money for causes that I believe in.
7. Cello, videogames, sleep. I also like word and number puzzles.
8. "I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world!"

1. What's your real name?
Elias Jonathan Darling

2. What is your major/job?
Well, I was working at UPS, and I'm trying to get a job there again. I'm a Box Master. I'm gonna major in cardboard. That way, I can see through the boxes when people ask me "Oh, what's this?" when I deliver their unmarked packages.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I'm not really so into material possessions that I quest for things other people have, so not a lot comes to mind. Maybe autographed stuff... MC Chris, Jerry Only of the Misfits, mostly bands and shit.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm pretty sure that over the years I've already revealed everything I'm going to reveal to the forums. I guess I could reveal something that no one knows, nor cares about, but I don't really feel like it.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
Physically, I wear colors that tend to catch people's eyes, in my hair and in my clothes, and I have a mohawk that's longer than my hand is lengthwise. In the other sense, I'm a very selfless person. I don't even get enough respect for it, but I do it anyway. I can get along with anyone that isn't a closed-minded moron, and I'd say I'm competent in a well-rounded manner.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I'd fix my car, then I'd move out. I'd buy the best weed money could buy (and a whole fucking lot of it), a fuckton of water, and food. I'd go somewhere where I wouldn't have to deal with a single human soul for a while. They say money doesn't bring happiness, but honestly, I don't think I'd be happier if I didn't have to work or go to school. I could do either one out of interest, but solely because I wouldn't have to, I'd be pretty content. The car thing isn't even related at all to the rest of that, but as I was trying desperately to fall back asleep this morning, I was thinking that if I got a large sum of cash, the first thing I'd do is fix my car. I hate having dysfunctional blinkers, no backup lights, and only one tail light.

1. What's your real name?
Drew

2. What is your major/job?
International Affairs. I do the odd construction job and marketing for a small firm. I also supplement my income with online poker.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A set of balls. Mostly they come from not e-flirting with every rotten vagina that posts here. Though the lack of balls here could be simple correlation not causation.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Why? I don't have any big secrets and even if I did, the internet is not the place for them.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
i am just so fucking brilliant this question is beneath me

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Get NASA off their lazy asses and help the world colonize space.

Spread my seed all around the globe, impregnating 10 women from each continent including Antarctica like maybe some scientists or something.

Build an army from my offspring and conquer small nations like Malta and maybe Vatican City.

7. Hobbies
I try to keep busy whether it is looking down on religious people or practicing the Navajo language whilst playing a viola made from duct tape.

8. Movie quote
MISS TESCHMACHER! - Superman (1978)

Live as one of them, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son. - Passion of the Christ (2004)

Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe. - Me (2002)

1. What's your real name?
Tyler
2. What is your major/job?
Going into college as a film major. I want to minor in history though.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
An african doll from oprah's house. Long story.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm pretty sure I'm the antichrist
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm a lovable faggot. I don't care about anyone but myself and am I complete asshole towards others unless they have something to offer me.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
If?

1. What's your real name?
Krystal

2. What is your major/job?
Major is biochemistry, job is lab assistant.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A life-sized Legolas cardboard cutout that I got from some video store when I obsessed with LOTR.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Whenever there are topics like this, I never read other people's replies and go straight to posting about my own shit.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I don't stand out at all.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Lots of stuff.

7.Hobbies:
Games and nerd shit.

8.Favorite Movie Quote:
Probably anything from Zoolander

What? Why else do you think I like going abroad so much? Mmm, relations with minors.

After Krystal's post and careful consideration my favorite movie quote is "What is this... A CENTER FOR ANTS?"

OK, I'm officially adding 7 and 8 to the list. They're good questions.

On that note...

7. Hobbies
Mainly smoking pot and playing video games. I love going to shows, too, and hit a gig every chance I get, which usually averages about 4-6 shows a month. I also have a little pet project going, Space-base.com, that will eventually be a community-driven music portal for setlists, ticket bartering, social networking, and I'm even going to offer a free cyber-storefront for lot vendors to sell wares on the internet.

8. Favorite Movie Quote
"Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos."

1. What's your real name?
Nam

2. What is your major/job?
Undecided/EB Games clerk

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Lunar 2 Pendant. One of those bonus things that come with videogames.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Emotionally I'm kinda emo

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
My personality and how I carry myself in public. I like to spontaneously dance.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Give my friends what they want and maybe cure some diseases

7. What are your hobbies?
Videogames, anime, manga, comics and hanging out with my friends.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but yours sucks.

That's just plain awesome.

I got that. IS NICE.

1. What's your real name? Frank
2. What is your major/job? I will be majoring in Business/Accounting in the fall. I work part time doing stock for shoprite.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. I have a yugioh mat signed by all the cool people i've met playing the game. Its the one thing I'll never get rid of from the game.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I have made a huge personality shift in the last 6 months and now I feel as if I am someone so much better than I used to be.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I'm told I'm a cute guy and I can be the sweetest guy ever. Or a total ass. Whatever works for the situation.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Buy a new car, buy my own place, pay off all my families debts, quit my job, and live a good life. I'd still go to college though.
7. What are your hobbies? I love playing card games (yugioh, poker, etc), downloading and finding new music, and just all the other good stuff.
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)

The fire in your eyes is blazing, and it burns right through me.
Little girl your so amazing.
Don't you know you drive me crazy, and I'd love to get to know you. Here I am so won't you take me and blow me away.

That is true. I definitely have been raised similarly, ie always opening doors for woman. Though I've been trying to do it for anyone now.

1. What's your real name?
Leonardo.

2. What is your major/job?
I am in First-Year Engineering with plans to major in Nuclear Engineering. I don't even really know if I want to be an engineer.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I don't know frankly. I don't really consider my possessions to be incredibly unique. I have a small shitty quality Ganesh statue, sans rat . I used to bring it with me everywhere for good luck. I need to get a new one as mine is bad quality and the bronze underneath is showing.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm not good with real-life confrontations. I get all nervous; it's like I'm in grade school and I'm talking to a girl.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I have good style < makes me stand out. I'm not sure what makes me, me . . .

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I would do a number of things. I'd invest in multiple different stock markets throughout the world; not to mention, bonds. Basically assure the rest of my family line(including sister's family line) never has to worry about money. I would write it in my will that my family line could not use the money for frivolous desires. Some way or another this would be assured.

I'd either find a city who wanted to convert to a car less city, or I'd build a new city. The city would be completely car less. The initial basis would be based completely off this man's ideas> http://www.carfree.com/ <. I'd hire an engineering consultation firm and have them optimize his design. To meet my goals I'd probably join with CarFree City, USA> http://new.carfreecity.us/ <.

I'd also give to the ACLU, EFF, Save The Rainforest, SPLC, and probably some other good non-profit organizations.

I'd also pay my parents back the full cost of my education; I went to a private high school and all the college costs.

I'd make sure my extended family would be fine financially.

I'd also ensure the future of this forum permanently.

I might add more later, doubt it.

7. Hobbies:
Solving random problems of mine . . .

8. Favorite Movie Quote:
Don't have one.

Here's a nice formatted response sheet.

1. What's your real name?
Whittney

2. What is your major/job?
Undecided and now unemployed =]

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A Hollis Nall artbook. Nall is my favorite artist and he's from Alabama, making him much more appealing to me. I saw the artbook in a gay pioneer shop in Troy, Alabama. The pricetag incorrectly said 15 dollars. Turns out that it was really 50 dollars. However, my nana happened to go back to the pioneer shop & since it was still incorrectly labeled, she insisted they sell it to her for 15 dollars. It was perhaps the only Christmas present I ever got emotional over.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I used to sit in my front yard, listening to Copeland, and doing spanish homework.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I never figured that out.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Buy a house, a shitload of clothes, and start a psuedo-necrophilia/zombie based porn site.

7. What are your hobbies?
Internet, dxm, conversating, partaking in sweet tea or coffee & uh musics.

8. What's your favorite quote?
I don't know. Probably something from Bukowski.

U2K much?

1. What's your real name?
Patrick Wayne Sizemore

2. What is your major/job?
Food service, bleh.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I own a four foot tall, metal, industrial trash can. It sits in my room and functions as a clothes hamper. I also keep my computer on top of it.

I stole it from UCI after a game of poker.


4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
My teeth are yellow.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
In person, I'm never really serious but I act serious all the time. I like to confuse people. When I'm alone I act borderline.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Buy you.

7. What are your hobbies?
Play violent and competitive video games like Soul Calibur 2, boxing, flirting, Texas hold'em, bowling, shooting, cooking, eating sweet things.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
Just about everything from Way of the Gun.

You take Los Angeles. Kay. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

1. What's your real name?
Josh

2. What is your major/job?
Unemployed and I don't know my major.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I don't really have anything unique, but when i was like 5 i had a scorpion encased in some hardened blue gel stuff and i thought it was the coolest thing ever.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I have shitty work ethic. i can barely get anything done.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm normally pretty relaxed and don't hold grudges for very long. I don't really have the most exciting personality, but i'll hang out with anyone provided they're not an asshole/annoying/an annoying asshole.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Probably go to a bank and see if they will give me interest for infinity. Then I would buy everything I possibly could, flooding the economy with money and not giving a shit. Or just buy some shit for myself and some friends and live in comfort the rest of my life while making healthy donations to charities and smart scientist guys so they can figure out shit I'm too dumb to comprehend.

7. What are your hobbies?
Smoking weed, listening to music, playing games, fucking with computers.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
"Fuck it, Dude. Lets go bowling."

1. What's your real name? Tanner
2. What is your major/job? undecided/unemployed
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from. I own an autographed baseball mitt by Randy Johnson after having a few pitching lessons with him (my dad golfed with him from time to time and was a season tickets holder, so when I was younger he talked Randy into "coaching" me for a few hours.)
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. Probably anything about me, I have never posted much.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? I'm laid back and easy going, and people seem to have no problem talking to me, so I have a lot of friends.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Buy a mountain in the Rockies, build a snowpark, start up a snowboarding company or something.
7. What are your hobbies? currently playing Twilight Princess, like movies and definitely sleeping. sleeping is awesome.
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever) Almost anything from Night at the Roxbury

sooo... hi.

1. What's your real name?
Michelle Manzi

2. What is your major/job?
Nothin/nothin.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A teddy bear that looks like it's on crack with a half-dollar coin in its butt.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I pretend I'm making music videos while in the shower.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
Mouse voice.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Never buy ramen again. Buy a house on the beach for my Nana. Buy a house for Nate and myself. Make lots of porn.

7. What are your hobbies?
Reading, writing, music, dancing. I recently got a really nice microphone and have been spending my days recording myself singing and having it critiqued. I'm not some dumb bitch with dreams of being a famous sincer, but I am good at it, and I enjoy it, so I figure I might as well be the best that I can be.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
"I believe that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this, yet allow themselves to be treated as that." - Maude, in Harold and Maude (my favorite movie of all time).

1. What's your real name?
John

2. What is your major/job?
None right now, looking though. Looking for a good school to major in the Culinary Arts

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A small ninja figure which sits atop my cable modem. Got it in one of those crappy quarter machines.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I've always kinda resented my mother for forcing our family to move so many times during my childhood for the sake of her career.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
Great sense of humor, easy to get along with, and a sense of maturity that has always been above that of my years.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
See the world. Mostly just sit back and just enjoy life.

7.Hobbies:
Games, my guitar, movies, browsing the web, drawing, and reading.

8.Favorite Movie Quote:
"It's not enough to just live. You need to have something to live for." - Commander Adama (Battlestar Galactica 2003) I first heard it in a time when I was depressed. At the time I had very little going for me. Hearing this made me want to find something worth going on for, and I found it.

1. What's your real name?
Dana Rae

2. What is your major/job?
My school doesn't have direct admission into the faculty of ed, so right now I'm chilling in the arts undeclared. Next year I'll be Major in Elementary Ed and Minor in Child Psych.

Job wise, I am a multi activity leader/recreational technician CORE. Ummm.. I organize after school sports, crafts, cooking. Teach snowshoeing, cross country skiing... figure skating.. lol you name it. Its a fun job, i actually love it. And we're over paid =)

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A 1991 Chevy Pickup.. lol.. you guys don't really seem like the pick-up truck type..
And Ruslana's CD. I bought it at the Ukrainian Bookstore. She's like the Britney Spears of Ukraine, I like her.


4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I have nothing deep, dark and secret that wouldn't seem like I'm fishing for attention. I'll just stick with the fact that I dislike my ice blue eyes, I wish i had a vibrant green. But I hate colored contacts they look so phoney.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
At school I stand out because I have blonde hair and kind of big blue eyes. Most people are brunettes with brown or hazel eyes. What makes me me is the fact that I'm proud to be a Canadian-Ukrainian, I love country, modern rock and top 40 music, I am Ukrainian Catholic and I have a sweet tooth.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I think I'd be a professional student so I could take every course that interested me and not worry about the fact that I can't use it towards my career. After that I'd teach oversea's someplace interesting. I'd also like to travel the world. My wedding would rival Tom and Katies, and I'd probably donate a lot to charity like women's shelters and youth emergency shelters. Oh and I'd own cabins on mountains all over the world, so I could snowboard at every awesome resort.

7. What are your hobbies?
Snowboarding, baking, shopping.. relaxing

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
Seize the Carp (I'll think of my favorite quote later and edit this, I dont know right now)

1. What's your real name?
Naomi.

2. What is your major/job?
I'm student-teacher. Majoring in History.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
Hello Kitty scented deodorant. I got it from Malaysia, and I don't plan on using it. Hello Kitty does smell very nice, though.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm a compulsive teeth brusher. I'm talking about 8 times a day, usually.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm pretty much just a big weirdo.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Give it all away until everyone else had unlimited money and resourches.


7. What are your hobbies?
Video games, music and shoes are pretty much all I do.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
Go listen to "Ante Up" by Bane.

1. What's your real name?
Shawn

2. What is your major/job?
Well, I went to SAIT for Broadcast Technology. Now I work in a furniture factory in the shipping/recieving department

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
I'll leave Transformers out of this one. I have an original Monchichi doll, that I got when I was only a month old.
I also met Brett Hart and got his autograph. Well, I do live in the same city as him

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
Despite my frustrations in the vent topic, and my Insane geekyness, I am just a big softie.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I don't stand out very well. I am shy for the most part and very quiet unless we are playing a card/board game, then I am pretty well crazy. All I ever want is for the people around me to be happy.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
On the selfish side of things, a big house with all the fixings! (and Transformers )
Also I would do my best to help whatever meaningful cause I could.

7. What are your Hobbies?
Collecting Transformers, anime figures, Star Wars figures. Golf, and card/board gaming.

8. What is your favorite quote?
Give me a while to think about this one... I will edit this post when I can remember. There are so damn many!!

Hmm... is there anybody who hasn't done this yet?

1. What's your real name?
Steve

2. What is your major/job?
Undeclared/Unemployed. >_> I'm thinking about majoring in chemistry or pharmacy, but I don't even really know if that's what I want to do.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A five foot tall teddy bear. I don't really know where it came from. I've always had it. It's pushed into the corner of my closet because it's not hip anymore.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I'm helping my high school English teacher write a book.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I normally don't stand out that much. Unless I'm with fairly close friends, I'm pretty reserved. I guess my sense of humor.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
I guess I'd buy whatever I wanted for a while, then give it away. It is unlimited, after all.

7. What are your Hobbies?
Movies, books, video games.

8. What is your favorite quote?
There's too many, but because I'm reading 1984 right now...

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

1. What's your real name?
2. What is your major/job?
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Newly added
7. What are your hobbies?
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)

1. Cody
2. Majoring in Criminal Justice Studies.
3. Honestly? I don't really know. I have a really old bowling pin that I got signed by a bunch of PBA bowlers when I was probably 3-4 years old. I think I got it when me, my uncle, grandpa, and cousin went to a tournament in Akron.
4. I don't have any secrets. Even if I did, only my friends would find out.
5. I care about my friends more than I care about myself. It can be a fault sometimes.
6. Everything. Donations to the field of medicine to actually find cures for previously incurable diseases, etc. Oh, yeah, and a ton of sex.
7. Politics (to an extent... I'm not very good at debating, but I enjoy reading things) and practicing guitar.
8. Christ, I don't even know. If I had to go with something, though (it's more of a full scene, but fuck you):

Enrique Cruz: So, she had a boyfriend, for how long?
[nods yes, holds up two fingers]
Enrique Cruz: Two years, what happened?
Viktor Navorski: He chit.
Enrique Cruz: What?
Viktor Navorski: He chit.
Enrique Cruz: Eat shit?
Viktor Navorski: He chit, he chit, he chit.
Enrique Cruz: Okay, try to repeat exactly what she said.
Viktor Navorski: He chit, she catch him so...
Enrique Cruz: Oh! He cheats!
Viktor Navorski: Yes, yes, yes! What we call Krushkach. We say Krushkach. One man, two womans. So, hmm, crowded. You know? Ha!
Enrique Cruz: Okay, he *cheats*! You say cheats.
Viktor Navorski: Hm-hum. He chit.
Enrique Cruz: No, no. *Cheat*.
Viktor Navorski: Enrique, you, no chit.
Enrique Cruz: No cheat.
Viktor Navorski: No chit.
Enrique Cruz: Yeah, yeah, I won't. I won't. I won't cheat. Not chit.
Viktor Navorski: She's a nice... nice girl, she won't take your chitting.

(From "The Terminal" with Tom Hanks)

1. What's your real name?
Jonathan Ross Lane

2. What is your major/job?
Currently a comercial ceiling fixer, but am looking for other work at the moment that will hold me out until November when I am heading to the states to work in a ski resort somewhere.

3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.
A near life-sized johnny depp cutout from POTCC. I stole it from a supermarket. Also Absinth.

4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet.
I've gained a lot of weight over the last six months.

5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you?
I'm normally the funny guy with the curly hair and the strange name.

6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do?
Start my own bar/club in the Valley here in Brisbane. Also get drunk alot.

7. What are your hobbies?
Most things to do with film. I'm trying learn harmonica at the moment.

8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/Book/Whatever)
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. " - Hunter S. Thompson

What a great quote, Joff.

Hunter S. Thompson was a god.

1. What's your real name? Kayla.
2. What is your major/job? I'm starting college in the Fall, but I plan on being a pre-med student with a major in Neuroscience.
3. Name one thing that you own that few if anyone else here might have and explain where it came from.I collect children's storybooks. My favorite is "Old Black Fly" because the illustrations (by Stephen Gammell) are phenomenal. "The Polar Express" is a close second, but for entirely different reasons.
4. Dig deep, and say one thing about yourself that you haven't revealed to the forums yet. I'm a vegetarian. Not deep, but whatever.
5. How do you stand out? What makes you...you? Too complicated. Maybe I'll edit this when I feel like actually thinking.
6. If you had unlimited money and resources, what would you do? Pay for undergrad and med school all at once. Take art classes at Parsons. Quit my job. Pay off my dad's house. Contribute to Darfur. Pay someone to assassinate John McCain.
7. What are your hobbies? reading, painting, fine dining, listening to muzak, mackin' it
8. What's your favorite quote? (Movie/book/Whatever): Currently? "Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders."