I've reinserted distended rectums.
Discuss.
Hey fuck you guy. I've been away from intarwebs for a few days looking after these peoples house and their stupid ass dogs.
Now like the prodigal son I've returned... full of tequila and ready for poo sex.
Now like the prodigal son I've returned... full of tequila and ready for poo sex.
No, fuck you!
I don't know how you do things out there in dingo country, but in America, we show a little respect to the OP.
Gosh!
I don't know how you do things out there in dingo country, but in America, we show a little respect to the OP.
Gosh!
Wait we do what?
Lol bottle number 2.
Lol bottle number 2.
I'm not quite sure yet if its a good thing or a bad thing that our drinking schedules always seem to coincide.
What time is it there? Really fucking early in the morning or is the sun up you alcoholic?
9:30 in the morning.
I'm a man's man.
But let's get back to the topic at hand.
Rectums. Great body part, or the greatest body part?
I'm a man's man.
But let's get back to the topic at hand.
Rectums. Great body part, or the greatest body part?
Nothing wrong with starting early / late boss. You may say I am a fan.
On the subject at hand. It is great, although not the greatest. A couple of perfectly defined thighs will make me cream my jeans for some reason.
On the subject at hand. It is great, although not the greatest. A couple of perfectly defined thighs will make me cream my jeans for some reason.
Mmm, thighs. Nature's earmuffs.
I just paid for my drinking today. Won a $6 single table at Absolute. So the next round is on me.
I just paid for my drinking today. Won a $6 single table at Absolute. So the next round is on me.
Well done mate.
Mine's a double shot of tequila with coke.
Mine's a double shot of tequila with coke.
Did you ever get your pictures developed, Logik?
I'm still working on killing the roll. If it's not dead by New Years, it will be.
I got the bean pic from Sara. Cool stuff.
I got the bean pic from Sara. Cool stuff.
Sara told me you guys hung out... How was that? Grimes didn't freak you both out?
I may have slipped them both a few rufies at lunch.
So that's why I was late for my train...
FUN TIMES GUYS!
GRIMES STRIKES AGAIN!
GRIMES STRIKES AGAIN!
LOL INTERNET.
This has become the Joff Logik Grimes sideshow.
This has become the Joff Logik Grimes sideshow.
...it has
I can taste the precum in this topic.
Natalie Portman covered in hot grits.
Serious reply: It's the holidays, fuckstick. People are busy their their families.
Serious reply: It's the holidays, fuckstick. People are busy their their families.
QUOTE(The President @ Dec 29 2006, 08:50 AM) 
I can taste the precum in this topic.
You WOULD know what it tastes like.
The dream is over. 
QUOTE(BlackCobra @ Dec 30 2006, 02:51 AM)
Natalie Portman covered in hot grits.
Serious reply: It's the holidays, fuckstick. People are busy their their families.
Fuck family. Mine packed up and fucked off for a few months.
QUOTE(xJames @ Dec 30 2006, 02:52 AM)
You WOULD know what it tastes like.
Oh snap son.
QUOTE(Grimes @ Dec 30 2006, 02:53 AM)
The dream is over.
THE DREAM NEVER DIES!
I should post more, but i never find myself having anything to say.
QUOTE(Zoho Gorganzola @ Dec 30 2006, 03:26 AM)
I should post more, but i never find myself having anything to say.
That stops any of us?
Hey, it's the holidays. I don't need to post now.
nah.
QUOTE(Chaos @ Dec 30 2006, 03:30 AM)
nah.
As a rule, every time you post I think about that picture of your dick..........and laugh.
My guess is Santa didn't bring you a penis pump or a girlfriend you don't need a carton of beer to have a fuck with.
Anyway, have a good new year fucko.
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 29 2006, 12:37 PM)
As a rule, every time you post I think about that picture of your dick..........and laugh.
My guess is Santa didn't bring you a penis pump or a girlfriend you don't need a carton of beer to have a fuck with.
Anyway, have a good new year fucko.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!
I was out of town sooo..
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 29 2006, 09:37 AM)
As a rule, every time you post I think about that picture of your dick..........and laugh.
My guess is Santa didn't bring you a penis pump or a girlfriend you don't need a carton of beer to have a fuck with.
Anyway, have a good new year fucko.
It's not my fault you guys were yelling PICS NAO! I was going to warn you, but figured the lesson would be better if I didn't.
Oh a lesson was learnt by all. Where is your misses? Haven't seen her around these parts of late.
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 29 2006, 10:00 AM)
Oh a lesson was learnt by all. Where is your misses? Haven't seen her around these parts of late.
she only goes where she is appreciated.
QUOTE(Chaos @ Dec 30 2006, 04:02 AM)
she only goes where she is appreciated.
Explains why she isn't here... or anywhere else people with 20 20 vision hang out.
I post in every interesting topic which is relevant to my interests, I swear!
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 29 2006, 01:04 PM)
Explains why she isn't here... or anywhere else people with 20 20 vision hang out.
That was cold.
QUOTE(BlackCobra @ Dec 29 2006, 01:17 PM)
That was cold.
A cold burn.
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 29 2006, 10:04 AM)
Explains why she isn't here... or anywhere else people with 20 20 vision hang out.
THIS is why we have more lurkers than posters...
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 29 2006, 01:04 PM)
Explains why she isn't here... or anywhere else people with 20 20 vision hang out.
Joff is on FIRE!
QUOTE(Chaos @ Dec 29 2006, 10:18 AM)
THIS is why we have more lurkers than posters...
Well, if they can't be fucking bothered to write 'see' instead 'c', they can fuck off. We want none of their AIM lingo here.
My point is obviously lost.
Yet mine isn't.
Joff is my hero. My drunk Australian hero.
QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Dec 29 2006, 01:38 PM)
Joff is my hero. My drunk Australian hero.
Seconded. Does this mother fucker still not have a pinball machine? We should get him 2.
QUOTE(Oroboros @ Dec 29 2006, 01:47 PM)
Seconded. Does this mother fucker still not have a pinball machine? We should get him 2.
Oh fucking shit, I forgot to say:
My dad just found me online. He's like 50. He has 2 full sized pinball machines. He said I get them when he dies. If Joff hasn't got one by then, he can have one of mine.
QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Dec 29 2006, 01:52 PM)
Oh fucking shit, I forgot to say:
My dad just found me online. He's like 50. He has 2 full sized pinball tables. He said I get them when he dies. If Joff hasn't got one by then, he can have one of mine.
That's grim.
QUOTE(Grimes @ Dec 29 2006, 01:53 PM)
That's grim.
Yeah, I thought so when he said it, but it'll be a happy ending for Joff!
QUOTE(Grimes @ Dec 29 2006, 01:53 PM)
That's grim.
No, that's awesome.
Haggard Joff (4:53:28 AM): Aww, now I have to kill you
Haggard Joff (4:53:30 AM): :/
I buy the drugs (4:53:34 AM): :/ why
Haggard Joff (4:53:46 AM): PINBALL!
Haggard Joff (4:53:30 AM): :/
I buy the drugs (4:53:34 AM): :/ why
Haggard Joff (4:53:46 AM): PINBALL!
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