Ouch.

daaaaamn doggie thats some maaaad scratch ya lost there you might have to work over time at the fudge packin plant now you fukken queer

tough luck man. Sorry.

damn

i don't even know what any of that means

i just want to fit in with the other replies

You got a hand history for that? Something tells me that hand was badly misplayed one way or the other on the flop, especially if there was action pre-flop.

He would have won if it weren't for the flop (last card shown)

Haha, that really sucks a nut.

Yes there was mad action preflop, and I went all in on the flop. Maybe I shouldn't have pot committed him before the flop.

Last card isn't the flop.

The flop is the first three cards, the last card is the river.

He probably lost that hand before the cards were even dealt. You should almost always hammer jacks pre-flop, they're a hell of a lot weaker than they look. Jacks are a hand you want to win pre-flop, or in worst case, end up heads up in a showdown situation with, where Jacks are a lot stronger. If the guy still called, then he should have hammered the flop as well, hoping either that he's a fish who's going to call a pocket pair or hit two pair on the flop (the only ways he would call two giant bets) or just fold and give him the pre-flop action. There would be no point in slow-playing post-flop if you hammered the opening bets. Unless the other guy was a complete donkey who calls anything down to the river, that hand never should have seen forth street. If that's the case, I'd move up in antes as soon as possible, since it's impossible to play poker with people like that.


In that case he's a huge idiot, and you can take comfort in the fact that he didn't hold onto those chips very long.

EDIT: I think you played it well if you hammered the pot pre-flop. He's the idiot who kept playing with a weak-ass hand like that.

I'm guessing it was low-ante/freeroll?

So............ hammer donkeys?

You buyin?

I don't know.

The river fucked ya, don't get too down. You played the hand well and you got screwed on some of the most fucked up odds out there.

That sucks. Sorta similar to what happened in our game last night.

Mike: J-J
Chris: J-9

Flop J-9-9

Turn 3

River 9

Mike lost alot of money. Chris couldn't fold that hand though, it was just unlucky for Mike.

Sucks.

That sucks.

Goddammit, sonny! You're right!

I hate variance.

im going to go take a poop

CAAAAAARD GAAAAAAAAMES

hosed.

YAY! $4.20!

lol, gambling

I won another $4.20 yay!

Hehe, poker pics.

lol, $14 pot at a $0.50/$1.00 table. I'm good at sucking, what can I say? (Sat down at that table with $10, btw)




I'm an asshole.

(Same game) Why can't I get action with hands like this?







This is what I like to call "every day"



See? I'm not a total asshole.