Having a fucking pimple on your crotch.

You know what's worse? Having said pimple on the part where the dick and balls meet, so every time you walk it feels like you're breaking your nuts in half.

Worst feeling ever.

Wash your balls, hippie.

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A vacuum?

I do goddammit, and that's what pisses me off. It just sprung up on me this morning.

lol, sprung

I bet it's herpes

Pop it.

...I never had a pimple there...

...I know how you feel, man. It made me want to die.

Never had a pimple there. Had an ant bite me there once. ugh...

Yeah, I don't get dick pimples.

closest I ever had was a pimple within the upper pube area. No fun.

Man, I had pimples all over and I never even had one there.

You know what really sucks?

Duke Nukem Forever isn't out yet!

Why must we all suffer?

All I want for Christmas is this to go away

Also Duke Nukem Forever.

omg this is worse than the time my stalker talked about a pimple in his ear for 45 minutes.

I had one on my inner thigh once... I wash the hell out of my dick, though. Need to keep it not smelling like vag. Snap.

genital warts ey?

genital warts ey?

Oh for goodness figure out how to dress vertically for a few days and invest in some antiseptic cream you silly billy. And then I don't have to think about your genitalia. TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

You said balls.

Uhuhuhuhuhuh...

Getting them on your leg right where the crotch of your pants is can be a bitch, too.

Ball pimples? What the Christ, do you slather Crisco on those suckers before going to bed or something?

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