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Shawn
I have a shaky hand when I'm cutting the wrapping paper, everything seems to rip when I fold it, and my tape won't stick... sleep.gif
Circa Mojave
You're a man. Of course.

Wrapping gifts only works for you if you use semen as tape and your penis as the scissors.
FuckChrist
Remember, 3 pieces of tape, negro. No more, no less.
Krystal
I use like 6 pieces of tape, and my wrapping is perfect.
Kefka
I do it with three.
Corpus
If you are good enough you shouldn't need any tape.
Kefka
Shut up.
enKrypt
I go "Wrap this for me." it works wonders.

My dad gets strippers to do it laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Dei
Heh. I am great at it. One of my few talents. Though it always meant everyone else used to make me do it for them. Employ me next year and fund an impoverished Briton.
Corpus
QUOTE(Kefka @ Dec 23 2006, 07:24 PM) *

Shut up.


Shuttin' up boss!
Brent Black
I buy gift bags and tissue paper. Problem solved.
FuckChrist
QUOTE(Brent Black @ Dec 23 2006, 04:59 PM) *

I buy gift bags and tissue paper. Problem solved.


Presents should be stackable.
Brent Black
QUOTE(FuckChrist @ Dec 23 2006, 07:11 PM) *

Presents should be stackable.

They still fit neatly in a box. tongue.gif
Shawn
I tried that Logik, but my mom wouldn't let me do it. She said it was too lazy of me.
Brent Black
QUOTE(Shawn @ Dec 23 2006, 08:15 PM) *

I tried that Logik, but my mom wouldn't let me do it. She said it was too lazy of me.

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I'd wrap her present four times over and use a shitload of tape then. tongue.gif
enKrypt
QUOTE(Brent Black @ Dec 23 2006, 09:32 PM) *

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I'd wrap her present four times over and use a shitload of tape then. tongue.gif


Make sure to tape the wrapping paper tp the box as well...
Joff
QUOTE(Brent Black @ Dec 24 2006, 12:32 PM) *

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I'd wrap her present four times over and use a shitload of tape then. tongue.gif


My girlfriend did that with my birthday present. Since I was 21, she wrapped it 21 times.
Dei
QUOTE(Joff @ Dec 24 2006, 02:38 AM) *

My girlfriend did that with my birthday present. Since I was 21, she wrapped it 21 times.


That reminds me of a freaky afternoon with a friend who was having a brain break due to severe mental illness. He decided he was sending a message to a another friend he had lost touch with. It was a mystery parcel with multiple layers and he had me unwrap it to see if I understood the message. I don't think I have ever been so frightened. He was having a freak out about my necklace, people, EVERYTHING. I unwrapped this crazy parcel of all kinds of weird stuff and prayed there wasn't a dead cat or something in it.

Gift bags are great. And environmentally friendly since they can be reused. I like wrapping presents. Unwrapping not so much now!
Anomaly
I like folding things, or knotting things, or simple repetitive things that I can do with my hands. Yes, I enjoy that, too. You don't need to comment. But things like wrapping presents or stringing beads on a necklace are very soothing for me, so I take over a lot of the gift-wrapping.
Brent Black
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(Didn't need to, did anyway)
Puzzle FTW
I just put things in fancy gift bag bags.
FAGBALLS420
I used to be ok at wrapping, but apparently I suck at it now.

<3 Sara.
Ultra Magnus
I'm ok at wrapping gifts, but then again, since for a few months I was wrapping furniture at my work, hundreds of pieces a day, I am kinda good at wrapping presents, especially odd shaped ones.
Reverend_Null
I try and get by on one peice of tape. I'm just awesome like that.
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Ah crap, I forgot to get Christmas cards. I guess I'll leave for the airport a little early.
BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
My aunt does it so the paper matches up at the ends. It's odd.
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