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Dagger Jane

Dec 20 2006, 01:55 PM

Nate found my old book of mad libs from when I was like 14 in the attic this afternoon. I read them aloud, and we giggled. There was one we figured ought to be shared with people, and since you are the only people in the world ever...here.

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SPECIAL SPRING SALE OF CLOTHING

Rodolpho has announced that his bitchy clothing store in the heart of downtown lake titicaca is having a drooping sale of all merchandise, including niggard suits and slightly irregular nipples. Men's cable-knit butt cheeks, only $15.99. Hand-woven Italian niggers, half-price. Double-breasted cashmere faggots, $50.00. Genuine imported time-of-the-month red shoes, hard handkerchiefs, and woman's embroidered STDs, all at rock-bottom prices. This is a chance to get some really fucked up bargains.

Oh how silly you can be when you are 14.

Asuka

Dec 20 2006, 02:27 PM

I didn't curse when I was 14. I fucking sure as hell do now

Dei

Dec 20 2006, 02:29 PM

I have an album cover my father defaced with profanity in his mad and crazy youth. You should keep yours for your children!

lolnard copenhagen

Dec 20 2006, 03:00 PM

Some idiot girl in my history class in 6th grade did a mad lib comprised entirely of "poop" and "fart" once.

nothin funnier than that right!

Count Knobula

Dec 20 2006, 03:18 PM

It looks like you were racist at 14!

Now that's funny.

Circa Mojave

Dec 20 2006, 04:26 PM

what's a mad lib? =]

Zombie N-Word

Dec 20 2006, 04:39 PM

QUOTE(C.R.E.A.M. Necro Malici @ Dec 20 2006, 04:26 PM)

what's a mad lib? =]

Master Bob

Dec 20 2006, 05:09 PM

QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Dec 20 2006, 01:55 PM)

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fucked up

Legendary

Dec 20 2006, 06:08 PM

QUOTE(Count Knobula @ Dec 20 2006, 02:18 PM)

It looks like you were racist at 14!

not like anybody who could get offended is going to read it.

there aren't any black people on the internet.

Shawn

Dec 27 2006, 09:53 PM

Lets do a 404 Mad lib.

enKrypt

Dec 27 2006, 09:59 PM

QUOTE(Legendary @ Dec 20 2006, 06:08 PM)

not like anybody who ~~could~~ is going to get offended ~~is going to~~ could read it.

there aren't any black people on the internet.

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