These are the single-handed best way to clear out annoying people in your way at the gym. How it goes is this.
1- Make slavering, beast-like sounds as you shake vigorously back and forth while gripping the bar.
2- Roar loudly as you duck under and put the bar on your shoulders
3- Snarl and grunt repeatedly as you go down.
Here's the kicker
4- Fart loudly in rapid succession as you struggle to get 185lbs back into a standing position.
lawl where do they FIND these people?
Full Version: Machine-gun squats
QUOTE(Mormegil @ Dec 18 2006, 11:37 PM) 
These are the single-handed best way to clear out annoying people in your way at the gym. How it goes is this.
1- Make slavering, beast-like sounds as you shake vigorously back and forth while gripping the bar.
2- Roar loudly as you duck under and put the bar on your shoulders
3- Snarl and grunt repeatedly as you go down.
Here's the kicker
4- Fart loudly in rapid succession as you struggle to get 185lbs back into a standing position.
lawl where do they FIND these people?
I already had a lol at this.
So did you spot him or what?
QUOTE(Brent Black @ Dec 19 2006, 06:16 AM)
So did you spot him or what?
Oh, I'm pretty sure there was spotting involved in this.
QUOTE(Mormegil @ Dec 19 2006, 06:22 AM)
Oh, I'm pretty sure there was spotting involved in this.
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QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Dec 19 2006, 09:18 AM)
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i dropped ass the other day in my kitched and it sounded like somebody sneezed into a trumpet.
i didnt lol at all
QUOTE(C.R.E.A.M. Necro Malici @ Dec 20 2006, 05:02 AM)
i didnt lol at all
That's because you're so unsexy.
Can't beat the rock squats
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