i think we can all agree that it's long over due. how much longer can we expect him to play with just kangaroos and boomerangs?

Signs

signs

/megasigns

/signed.

We need Joff here!

Now that's out of the way.


SIGN!

Seriously, I'll kick in some money if other people will.

I'd donate too. But only if it's a cool pinball table.

Dude I would totally donate the 5 some odd dollars in pennies on my desk if I could.

This burger place down the street is selling a Terminator one for somewhere around 200 bucks.

Neither of the flippers works though.

Signs

Pssh, why should I put up my hard earned American dollars to help out Joff? What's he ever done for me?

Set up a paypal account for Joff? Or does paypal not service Aussies...

*signs*

It does, and this should be pinned.

Joff doesn't need to do anything. His existence alone is enough.



If I had any amount of money to spare, I'd use it to support this fine cause.

Maybe someday, but until then...*signs*

Totally signed

*signs*

Why not contribute your cash!? instead of signing . .

So shall we decide on the pinball macine and get the fundraising going?

I think we might actually accomplish this. If he picks one, we could all start making pledges and see how close we can come.

Why don't we just build a website like the one guy who traded up shit until he got a house?

Wow I mentioned somewhere that my father owns pinball tables and he said I get them when he dies. So Joff may have to wait a while, but if all else fails, he can have mine.

signed.

*signs in blood*

2nd page lolz

I can't believe I haven't signed this yet. I guess I've signed the past ones and didn't realize there was yet another push to provide Joff with a pinball table.

And with this signature I also decree, that if things pan out for me and I become an eccentric billionare, Joff is totally getting a pinball table.

totally signed

A number of people have said something to that effect.

Shit man, if I'm ever a millionaire, I'll custom make a 404-themed pinball table

But that's never gonna happen

Signing this shit.

*sign again*

If people keep signing this, I'm not going to give him one of mine.

You don't have any pinball tables.

My dad has like 5 of them, and he's giving them to me. I've promised to give one or more of them to Joff. Yeah, I don't have them right this minute, but I'm sure I'll have them before anyone actually donates to a Pinball-For-Joff fund of any sort.

How much do pinball tables cost? >_>

Random machines I just found:

here

and

here

and

here.

Way too much. 80's and early 90's machines normally pull a couple of grand. Anything new is normally around the 6k mark.

*signs for great justice*
Did i already sign before? Oh well. KEEP THE DREAM ALLIIVVVEEE!